You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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