They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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