Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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