bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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