Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Actions speak louder than pants.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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