As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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