Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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