I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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