I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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