It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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