You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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