during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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