I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
be right there i have to get my cape
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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