Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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