it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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