Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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