Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Randomize
