i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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