i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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