Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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