Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish I only lived at night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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