are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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