these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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