my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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