actually, I'm a sock model
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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