David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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