I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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