Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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