I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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