Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
It's blow job season.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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