Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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