GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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