ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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