I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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