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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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