You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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