i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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