I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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