He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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