I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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