Welp...herpes.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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