Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
