Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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