I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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