I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Randomize
