I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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