The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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