yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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