just tell him i said nine months
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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