I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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