And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
id be glad to
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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