im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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