"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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