using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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