I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
